When your mom asks you if you have a boyfriend and the girl you fucked is standing right next to you

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When your mom asks you if you have a boyfriend and the girl you fucked is standing right next to you

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Weekend Shenanigans

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Okay I know y’all have been waiting a hella long time for the story of this past weekend so here we go.

We’ll call this guy “David.” So I’d met him the previous Wednesday night while I was at a bonfire with him, his little brother, my friend D, and my other friend who was a girl. That night we…